The Decrepit Elevators at Soho Central

The Decrepit Elevators at Soho Central

I was going to write about the deteriorating elevator situation; but after being told that writings elsewhere on the web speak of improvement, I had to write this as soon as possible.  My question is, in what universe are the elevators improving?  In this universe I experience the sky as blue.  Is it the same color for the other one?

Just prior to the Annual Meeting in August and the announcement of legal action, work was being done to get them all operating.  Well, that was a fiction in progress.  Additionally, though they may have been functioning it was not well and there was no inspection that I am aware of certifying the mechanics and safety.  Also, the work done on the entrances is atrocious.

We are now down to two passenger elevators and the service elevator.  The service elevator is an interesting ride others should experience and comment on for all to know.

The lines in the lobby are back and the wait time on the upper floors is to plan one's day around.  So here are some suggestions for things to do while waiting.  Please feel free to add to this list.

1.  Write a novel.
2.  Experiment on how long not to talk on your cell phone.
3.  Read the newspaper for bigger, better, cheaper condo units for rent.
4.  Write up a list for legal resources to search and lawyers to contact.
5.  Order and have lunch.
6.  Buy ice cream and see if it melts before reaching your unit.
7.  Play a full game of mahjong.
8.  Have a massage to relax.
9.  Watch The Godfather parts I and II though skip III not worth it.
10.  Stretching exercises to prepare for walking up and down the stairs when all elevators fail to operate.
11.  Write a book on your full experience and advice on buying or renting a condominium unit.